Medieval Torture Museum

Medieval Torture Museum The Largest Interactive
Medieval Torture Museum in the U.S. Open daily 10am-10pm

We are open on holidays with regular hours.
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08/03/2026

...I found a tiny, glowing box left on a bench today, and I am fairly certain it has stolen my soul. 🤫 Brian tells me you people live your lives dealing with this constant terror.

Let's find out who the chaotic ones are. Tag that one friend who permanently walks around with 1% battery and expects everyone else to save them! 👇🔋🚨

07/31/2026

You modern people think you invented internet humor? Please. I have been watching human absurdity for centuries. 🤫

Which recreation is an absolute 10/10? Drop the meme name in the comments below and let me know if I should quit my day job for a career in modeling! 👇📸🔥

07/28/2026

Welcome back to my kitchen! Since my therapy session failed to bring me inner peace, I decided to try a different approach: clean eating. 🤫

Today, we are crafting «The Silent Monk» smoothie - a recipe guaranteed to restore the soul. Let’s see how brave my followers really are.

Be honest in the comments: would you dare to take a sip of The Silent Monk smoothie, or are you too cowardly for medieval wellness? Drop a «🤢» if you’re passing, or tag a friend who desperately needs a dietary detox! 👇🧪🪓

07/26/2026

I feel like I am always under pressure. One tiny slip on the job, and everyone loses their head... literally. It is exhausting. 🤫

So, I decided to seek professional counsel. Brian tried to test my mind with those strange ink pictures.

Honestly? It worked wonders. I jumped up from that leather rack feeling completely refreshed and dangerously motivated. I know exactly what I must do now to find inner peace... or at least better snacks.
What do you think I am planning to do next? Drop your wildest theories in the comments below - the most creative guess might just survive my next performance review! 👇🪓

07/23/2026

Mommy... she would not be proud of me today. 🤫

Meet Agatha. A true legend of our craft. One clean strike, three seconds flat, and she still had time to bake a perfect pie afterward. She had the most magnificent chin, a flawless beard, and a silhouette that made kingdoms tremble.

And then there is me. Training by the guillotine, trying to pull the rope just right, and yet... I feel like I’ve completely lost my touch. I am just a shadow of her greatness.
(And yes, she is an absolute beauty. Don't even think about agreeing otherwise if you value your neck.)

I need to find my spark again, if only to honor her memory. But who am I supposed to talk to in this century? A blacksmith? A priest? Brian?
Help me out here, because I am completely stuck. Drop your best advice in the comments below: what should I do to get my dark inspiration back? 👇🪓

07/16/2026

Months of work. Hundreds of small details. All so you could feel the full experience of our museum - not just walk through it, but feel it.

This isn't just jump scares. It's a real ghost hunting experience - stories soaked in medieval history, real cruelty, real fear, brought back to life. And now, we've got more ghosts detected than ever before.

Come find out for yourself. They're waiting for you. Try it. ❤️‍🔥

06/26/2026

Everyone claims to be fearless... until the iron door locks behind them. 🤫

I am waiting for you in the dark. The question is, can you handle five minutes alone with the truth? Tag the bravest person you know in the comments, and tell me: are you actually brave enough to step inside, or are you staying on the safe side of the door? 👇💀

06/25/2026

You think it’s easy maintaining a silhouette that makes empires tremble? Absolutely not. 🤫

Everyone in this century is obsessed with being thin. But an executioner who looks like a twig? Unprofessional. If my arms don't look like they can lift a heavy mace, the peasants simply lose all respect. So yes, I am currently bulking.

I need some advice from the modern fitness gurus out there. Drop your best bulking tips for me in the comments below! What should I add to my medieval diet to get those maximum muscle gains? 👇🏋️‍♂️

06/22/2026

If you think your schedule is packed, try managing a 15th-century dungeon. 🤫

My agenda for today? Testing the guillotine, lowering the witch's chair, and prepping the exhibits. So no, I really cannot hear you right now. I am simply far too busy.
If you want my attention, stop calling. Just come and visit me at the museum instead.

We all have that one person who disappears from the group chat for business reasons. Tag your eternally busy friend below who needs to see this, and tell them to clear their schedule for the weekend! 👇🔥

06/16/2026

Welcome to the 1600s, where logic is optional and gravity is strictly enforced!

If you think modern bureaucracy is bad, just remember our standard three-step safety check. Weigh less than a feather? Witch. Float on water? Witch. Don't cry while I'm doing my job? Definitely a witch. It’s all very polite and fully approved by the local magistrate!

Are you absolutely sure your friends are human? Let’s do a quick inspection. Tag a fellow witch below who wouldn’t survive Test One! 👇💀

Address

100 St. George Street
Saint Augustine, FL
32084

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 10pm
Tuesday 10am - 10pm
Wednesday 10am - 10pm
Thursday 10am - 10pm
Friday 10am - 10pm
Saturday 10am - 10pm
Sunday 10am - 10pm

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+19043737777

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