06/13/2026
Sunday mornings used to have a completely different feel to them. It certainly wasn't about being comfortable. The dresses were stiff, the slips were incredibly itchy, and you were constantly reminded to stop fidgeting. You’d pull at the scratchy fabric and shift your weight from foot to foot, just trying your best to make it through without making a fuss.
Looking back, that discomfort was just part of the routine. Sundays were about tradition, respect, and presenting your best self. Shoes were polished to a shine, hair was perfectly combed, and you learned early on that some traditions just required a little patience to get through.
If you remember that scratchy feeling, you remember a time when how you dressed truly mattered. It was a day when the whole week seemed to slow down, and putting on your Sunday best was a special, shared ritual.Every friend group had exactly one member who could talk to adults.
Ours was Amy.
Amy had an honest face. I don't know how else to describe it. Teachers trusted her. Parents adored her. Dogs that bit everyone else let Amy pet them. She could deliver a story that was maybe 60% true and have your mother apologizing for asking.
So Amy did the talking. Always. That was the arrangement, unspoken but ironclad.
The rest of us knew our job too: stand behind her on the porch steps, hands folded, looking sober, respectful, and grateful. Not too innocent — that was suspicious. Just pleasantly boring. Background characters in Amy's performance.
"Hi, Mrs. Kowalski. Sorry we're a little late — we lost track of time at the bonfire, and then we wanted to make sure everyone had a safe ride, so we waited..."
It was a masterpiece every time. She'd weave in just enough true details to be verifiable, take responsibility for some tiny harmless thing to seem honest, and land the whole story with that face.
And the parents would nod. They'd actually thank her. "Well, I'm glad you kids were being responsible." Meanwhile three of us standing behind her smelled like a campfire and had grass stains up one side.
Here's the part I figured out about thirty years too late, after raising teenagers of my own:
The parents knew.
They knew the whole time. Amy wasn't fooling anyone. They just appreciated that we cared enough to send our best, that the story was well-constructed, and that everyone was home and standing upright.
Amy's a grandmother now. I guarantee her grandkids get away with nothing.
You can't con a con artist.
Especially one with an honest face.Sunday mornings used to have a completely different feel to them. It certainly wasn't about being comfortable. The dresses were stiff, the slips were incredibly itchy, and you were constantly reminded to stop fidgeting. You’d pull at the scratchy fabric and shift your weight from foot to foot, just trying your best to make it through without making a fuss.
Looking back, that discomfort was just part of the routine. Sundays were about tradition, respect, and presenting your best self. Shoes were polished to a shine, hair was perfectly combed, and you learned early on that some traditions just required a little patience to get through.
If you remember that scratchy feeling, you remember a time when how you dressed truly mattered. It was a day when the whole week seemed to slow down, and putting on your Sunday best was a special, shared ritual.Sunday mornings used to have a completely different feel to them. It certainly wasn't about being comfortable. The dresses were stiff, the slips were incredibly itchy, and you were constantly reminded to stop fidgeting. You’d pull at the scratchy fabric and shift your weight from foot to foot, just trying your best to make it through without making a fuss.
Looking back, that discomfort was just part of the routine. Sundays were about tradition, respect, and presenting your best self. Shoes were polished to a shine, hair was perfectly combed, and you learned early on that some traditions just required a little patience to get through.
If you remember that scratchy feeling, you remember a time when how you dressed truly mattered. It was a day when the whole week seemed to slow down, and putting on your Sunday best was a special, shared ritual.Sunday mornings used to have a completely different feel to them. It certainly wasn't about being comfortable. The dresses were stiff, the slips were incredibly itchy, and you were constantly reminded to stop fidgeting. You’d pull at the scratchy fabric and shift your weight from foot to foot, just trying your best to make it through without making a fuss.
Looking back, that discomfort was just part of the routine. Sundays were about tradition, respect, and presenting your best self. Shoes were polished to a shine, hair was perfectly combed, and you learned early on that some traditions just required a little patience to get through.
If you remember that scratchy feeling, you remember a time when how you dressed truly mattered. It was a day when the whole week seemed to slow down, and putting on your Sunday best was a special, shared ritual.Sunday mornings used to have a completely different feel to them. It certainly wasn't about being comfortable. The dresses were stiff, the slips were incredibly itchy, and you were constantly reminded to stop fidgeting. You’d pull at the scratchy fabric and shift your weight from foot to foot, just trying your best to make it through without making a fuss.
Looking back, that discomfort was just part of the routine. Sundays were about tradition, respect, and presenting your best self. Shoes were polished to a shine, hair was perfectly combed, and you learned early on that some traditions just required a little patience to get through.
If you remember that scratchy feeling, you remember a time when how you dressed truly mattered. It was a day when the whole week seemed to slow down, and putting on your Sunday best was a special, shared ritual.