30/08/2026
The two people in this splendid photograph, dated, if memory serves, 1990, are your humble servant on the left, looking, if I may say so, incredibly dashing and the quite incomparable Nikolai Alexandrovich Sokolov of Kukryniksy fame.
Now this man really was a piece of Soviet history, and what a privilege it was to be his friend.
I was introduced to him by his daughter-in-law, Maria Vladimirovna Sokolova, a delightful lady whom, for whatever reason, I called Mummy, and her charming husband, Sokolov’s son.
I walked into their flat and this funny old man, he must have been about 86 or 87, came to the door. God, he had a glint in his eye. He took my hand and said, “I’ve heard about you. Come with me.”
So off I went, a callow youth, no longer with acne but still somewhere between adolescence and semi-maturity.
He led me into the sitting room, which was hung with absolutely Olympic-class Russian masterpieces: Serov, Korovin, Repin, Surikov. Breathtaking.
He turned to me and said, “Right. Who are these all painted by?”
And I got them all right.
Now, of course, I’m not blowing my own trumpet, but there is an element of self-justification here because, let us not forget, I am a narcissist. Not vain, just a narcissist. It’s a subtle difference. Take it from me.
But there was one painting I identified that genuinely surprised him - Nikolai Sapunov, the Russian Symbolist, 1880–1912, who died in a boating accident. Damn Russians die in the most bizarre ways.
Sokolov sat down and said in Russian: “Он узнал Сапунова, которого даже Грабарь не узнал.” (He recognised a Sapunov that Grabar (distinguished Soviet artist and critic) failed to recognise)
And I thought to myself - Goodness me, you really are either guilty of terrible hyperbole…
Sokolov was, of course, one of the Kukryniksy, the legendary Soviet trio responsible for some of the most famous political cartoons and wartime posters of the 20th century.
And that was the beginning of my friendship with a man who really was a piece of Soviet history.