04/20/2026
Laura and I had a nice visit with her Father last week. He rented a car and drove up from SAC with his side kick- Silent Bob. Bob is a strange cat. Early 80s, frail and in poor health. Good ol' Bob. The poor fu**er tried to keep smoking with the Gorham Clan when even the grower (me) had the sense to drop out. I kinda have a green thumb combined with several decades of growing high grade cannabis, with extremely high concentrations of THC.
Ma*****na in the1960s and 1970s contained between 1% and 4% tetrahydrocannabinol, or THC, the psychoactive component of the plant. That is the w**d Bob grew up on. My cannabis flower contains, on average, 20% THC, with some strains as high as 35%. Truly one hit w**d.
Aficionados, regular users like Laura and Jim may smoke several joints and remain functional. Not so much our Bob. Sitting outside on a nice early spring afternoon with a joint being passed around the table Bob found himself "One T**e Over the Line". I caught him as he slumped from his chair and laid him on a cushion. I keep an umbrella handy against the rain so I created a shade for his head. I'm trained in assessment, Bob was wiggly and beyond my ministrations so I called 911. The Fire Station is 2 houses away, they get here quick! They know the place, the EMTs have been here to collect Laura nine times, they even know my dog by name. Two Stations, eight guys and a woman showed up and revived Bob. Against concern and vigorous advice Bob refused an ambulance ride to the hospital. Bob survived but got too high. Don't be like Bob.