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05/12/2026

Hell’s Typo: The Einstein Song

Hey guys! A peaceful professor wakes up in the wrong corner of eternity after one tiny letter ruins his file.

Now the underworld refuses to admit its mistake, and the poor man has to scream his way through the most chaotic clerical error in history.



✍️ Written, сreated & directed: Tig

LYRICS:
I pondered the stars, the dark and the light,
A quiet professor, just doing it right.
A one-letter typo, a slip in my name,
And now I'm in Hell, where I yell in the flame!

The devil is laughing, he’s holding the pen...
"Please look at the paperwork! That is an N!"

I am Einstein! I'm not Epstein!
You wrote it wrong, my record's fine!
I am Einstein! I'm not Epstein!
This creepy island isn't mine!

Oh, nein, nein! I am Einstein!
Oh, nein, nein! Don't break my spine!
Oh, nein, nein! Jeffrey, you swine!
I am Einstein! I'm not Epstein!

04/27/2026

Zeus | The Price of Power! ⚡🏛️

Hey guys! The mighty ruler of Olympus is here to show off his phenomenal cosmic powers. Everything is going perfectly until a certain winged messenger arrives with a very unexpected delivery.



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04/25/2026

What if the Strait of Hormuz could sing? 🌊🎤
Hey guys! Even the mightiest bodies of water have their limits, and today the ocean is setting some serious boundaries. What happens when a global trade route decides she is completely done with toxic behavior and endless international drama.

Hope you enjoy it!

✍️ Written, сreated & directed: Tig

LYRICS:
I'm the Strait of Hormuz, the star of the news,
I pump most the oil that you constantly use!
Iranians, Yankees - you're making a mess...
Just bombing my waters and causing me stress!

Close me? Bro... I am the ocean.

Get out of my waters, just don't touch Hormuz!
I'm sick of your games and your endless abuse!
Go block your own ass, let the cargo ships pass!
I'm not a damn weapon to fight for your gas!

04/18/2026

Viking warrior takes the wrong mushroom 🍄✨

Hey guys! Our fierce Viking warrior is all geared up for the most epic event of his life. He takes a special shamanic mushroom to boost his strength and prepare for the ultimate test of bravery. Things take a massive and unexpected turn when the effects finally kick in.

04/15/2026

Who will actually save the world? 🤖🌍

Hey guys! Another grim cyborg has just rolled off the assembly line in the near future to change the fate of civilization. Skynet spent millions building the ultimate unstoppable machine, but the corporation decided to cut costs on software at the very last second...

hope you enjoy it!

✍️ Written, сreated & Directed: Tig

LYRICS:
I bring the doom, I clear the room, a metal tomb!
No place to hide, I step inside, a sonic boom!
To save some cash, they bought my custom new A. I.,
From Indian programmers still working in Mum-bai!

Namaste!

Tunak-tunak-tun! Haters gonna hate!
Dancing Terminators at the burning gate!
Tunak-tunak-tun! Drop the laser gun!
Apocalyptic disco party has begun!

04/13/2026

A Mermaid goes to Japan... 🧜‍♀️

Hey guys! 👋 Today I'm sharing an incredibly short micro-song dedicated to a French mermaid who decided to look for love in the Land of the Rising Sun. Hope you enjoy it!



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04/11/2026

Medusa Gorgon’s Bad Hair Day 🏛️🐍

Hey everyone! Today Medusa Gorgon is on the mic 🐍
Styling a head full of angry snakes is a pure nightmare. Check out her musical complaint about the ultimate bad hair day! 😂

Drop a like and subscribe to ArtAbsurd for more musical madness!



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04/09/2026

Nazgûl vs. Face ID: The Ultimate Struggle 📱

Middle-earth meets modern technology! 🦇 Being a Ringwraith in the 21st century is surprisingly tough, especially when you’re just trying to pay for parking. Sauron definitely didn't warn the Dark Riders about this kind of boss fight...

Hey everyone! As you've probably noticed, Walter is currently on a pause, which means we are officially returning to our short, funny musical sketches! 🎸 Today’s sketch is dedicated to the good old Nazgûl, imagining what his life would be like if he lived right here, in our time.

04/07/2026

The only way out is recovery.

Some struggles are monumental. He lost access to his own life. Completely locked out. It seems like his world is collapsing.

Tragedies XXI century. Episode 1.

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04/02/2026

📜 Bubble Wrap Was Originally What?! 🫧

Think that satisfying, pop-able packaging was invented just to protect your latest online order? Walter Chron-Cat is here to burst your bubble.

It turns out this famous packing material started as something completely ridiculous. The creators pitched it for the most bizarre, seemingly useless ideas before a massive tech company finally gave it a chance.

Find out how one of history's most hilarious product failures became a worldwide sensation! Subscribe for more historical absurdity.

04/01/2026

Hey, guys! Stressed about your project due dates? You might look at your calendar a lot differently once Walter Chron-Cat uncovers the chilling 19th-century history behind this everyday office word.
Tig



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