09/26/2026
SPECIAL WEAPONS -- the elements of our national arsenal that make a really, really big boom and that thankfully haven't been used in combat since August 9, 1945. They come in all sizes; some were so small you could put them under your airline seat. I wonder what TSA would do if they encountered one of these tiny ones... ""does this contain more than 4 ounces of liquid or lithium batteries?" The early ones were huge, especially the first fusion bombs, or H-Bombs, to the public. They were so big only monstrous bombers could carry them. But our scientists quickly shrank them, so much so that it actually hurt our early space program because we only had to build small rockets to send them to the USSR. Those same small rockets couldn't do much to help us put astronauts into orbit. But the big Soviet bombs required huge rockets that allowed the USSR to throw anything into orbit. The US Navy even placed nuclear torpedoes on early cold war submarines, including many of Cod's fleet sub sisters, to keep the crews busy checking them hourly, like sick children. The long anticipated "wooden bombs" eventually arrived. These were weapons that could be stored for very long periods (years) without too much maintenance. The epitome of these weapons are the SLBMs carried in our boomer Trident subs that prowel the oceans inseen for months.
The interesting aspect of the history of these weapons is that most are now museum relics. They remain as inert "training shapes" that populate military museums and send a chill down the spines of us Boomers who were trained to "duck and cover" as school children 60 years ago.