04/09/2024
Welcome indifferent Antelopes, and those who can’t be bothered to join. This week will be our 139th BOA meeting, and unlike the last 2 meetings, which were pretty much a total disaster, we have a hint of an agenda. Meeting starts precisely at the sound of the air raid siren. Those wanting to learn more about our long and rich history, or are interested in membership, check out the website. www.boombababoa.org
Following the meeting, will be celebrating our lack of achievements with fine ci**rs and premium to***co, if you wish to join us. Smoking jackets and fancy hats encouraged, per stereotypes. Below are the minutes from the 3/14/24 meeting.
Meeting Notes - Benevolent Order of Antelopes
Date: March 14, 2024
Attendance:
MEH: Jeff Smith
ASS: Nolan Streitberger
NAGS: Tara Smith, Karmel Curtis
Members Present: 4 (Too many for a productive day)
Approval of Minutes: Last month's non-existent minutes were begrudgingly approved, as no one could be bothered to contest them.
New Members: We begrudgingly welcomed three new members into our fold, because apparently, misery loves company. Nolan was promoted to ASS, as he mistakenly sat in the chair reserved for the ASS.
Online Recruitment Campaign: Some poor soul had the misguided ambition to launch an online campaign to recruit new members. We'll see if anyone even bothers to respond.
Stand By Me Day Pie Eating Competition: As per our civic obligations stated in the bylaws, we were reminded of the impending Stand By Me Day Pie Eating Competition on July 23rd, where our attendance has been requested. Members who are unable to muster an excuse are expected in full BOA regalia.
Pioneer Picnic Car Show: A request was made to design a poster for the Pioneer Picnic Car Show. As nobody could come up with excuse not to help, it was reluctantly decided that we at least put in minimum effort.
General Disinterest: The level of apathy in the room was palpable, with members barely managing to lift their eyelids long enough to acknowledge we didn’t have an attendance sheet. Nolan was to blame for lack of preparedness.
General Complaining: Per the rules of a service club, we spent most of the meeting complaining about other service clubs, and continued the BOA tradition of not getting involved.
Closing: With a collective sigh of indifference, the meeting was adjourned.
Next Meeting: Our next riveting gathering will be on April 11, 2024, at 7:07 ish, because apparently, we have nothing better to do. Meeting officially starts at the sound of the air raid siren.