08/12/2026
Yes, FREE! You just have to work here 😎
Stop in to fill out an application or email a resume to [email protected] ☕️
Acceptable but not necessary:
Be funny, fun, weird, addicted to caffeine, wear cool band t-shirts, come with experience or without
Necessary:
Be a decent human, be reliable, play nicely with others, be tolerable to dogs, willing to smell like coffee
Nope:
Been mean and angry since birth, unreliable and dishonest, already in possession of all knowledge available to man kind, hated by all dogs, only available after 5pm, scared of the public and repulsed by the smell of coffee