16/10/2026
Marie, archduchess and youngest daughter of the former Duke of Lorraine, the elected Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, was born into such riches to be able to suck a different silver spoon every day of the year, and was packed off to France at the age of 14 to marry Louis the Dauphin, became queen aged 19 and, while initially popular, her imprudent spending and her economic mismanagement of the country made her an emblem of privilege utterly at odds with The Age of Reason and, even before a slew of published libels accusing her of all manner of debaucheries (the king being supposedly impotent). ‘The Austrian Woman’ became an unofficial title – or ‘Austrian Bitch’.
It's interesting to consider the way that we view the revolution and the many, many deaths that resulted; in that we can be reasonably philosophical about the various revolutionaries that got overtaken by political ideas - Hebert, Danton, even Robespierre himself (and, of course Marat, stabbed in his bath) – and to feel some sympathy for the many aristocrats and King Louis, whatever their purblind extravagance, hapless undignified figures in a long, dismal parade to the chop, but Marie Antionette, guillotined today in 1793, cannot escape some sympathy for the manner of her death, not least because she was, by then, a widow – she was required to dress in front of her guards, her hair was shorn, a rope leash put round her neck and she was taken to her death in a cart – an hour long journey being cat-called and jeered at.
‘Let them eat cake’ is the reply most famously and falsely attributed to Marie (Rousseau wrote it before Marie ever got to France) and she and her friends didn’t dress up like Arcadian shepherdesses (with specially shampooed sheep) to play at being poor either, but she became a potent focus for revolutionary anger, and it is worth wondering if the revolution would have happened at all without her – Thomas Jefferson doubted it – but for Marie Antionette, France might (just possibly!) have a royal family to this day.