Café Valentin

28/02/2020

Café Valentin's cover photo

07/02/2020

Vegan for you my love

Tomorrow Vernissage 19:00 performance & speech from 20:00

04/02/2020

'Wir mobben sie rausIch habe gehört, sie ist total verrückt gewordenWir haben eine verrückte im HausDu erfindest das bloß, wegen deiner Erfahrung.'
Vernissage Galerie Sanderstr. 13 8. Februar 2020 19:00

01/02/2020

Nu får det vara nog - djurplågeriet på Arlagården får aldrig hända igen

Nu får det vara nog - djurplågeriet på Arlagården får aldrig hända igen

Regeringen måste ta ansvar för att kontrollen av djurskyddet fungerar - en lagstiftning för mjölkproducerande kor utan kontroll av efterlevnaden är meningslös. Regeringen måste omedelbart avsätta resurser som ger förutsättningar för en fungerande djurskyddskontroll.

31/01/2020

Nu slaktas kor på Arlagården i Hälsingland

Nu slaktas kor på Arlagården i Hälsingland

Efter beslut av veterinär har nu över 30 kor slaktats på Arlagården. Nästa vecka planeras ytterligare 50 kor att skickas till slakt.

30/01/2020

Se filmen inifrån Arla-gården – där korna ligger i avföring: ”Bland det värsta jag sett”

Schweden

Extremt magra kor, djur som tvingas ligga i och vada i sin egen avföring. Uppdrag granskning och SVT Nyheter Gävleborg kan visa unika bilder inifrån en svensk mjölkgård som varje vecka levererar tiotusentals liter mjölk till mejerijätten Arla.

27/01/2020

'Du hast mich wegen dem Deutsch nicht richtig verstanden'
Vernissage Galerie Sanderstr. 13
8. Februar 2020 19:00

14/01/2020

:)

We had the opportunity to meet friends at Cafe Valentin in Neukölln recently for brunch. The le***an stripper pole was not in use so we got to use it as our table. The food and cakes were delicious. Sadly, they are closing soon. @ Café Valentin

08/01/2020

Willkommen!

15/12/2019

THANK YOU for kindness, support and great chats over the past 8 years. Café Valentin will be closing in February. The opening hours will be a bit variable until then. If anyone needs kitchen equipment for their vegan gastro do pop in as there are bargains to be had. Wishing you all the best with sincere thanks. I've had the time of my life, tack och hej x

03/12/2019

Thank you Me Too, old hymn from you

She is so cute, don't you think?

Look at her hair!

Not like the ex girlfriend I had, She was mad

That witch, you know, she was a psycho

she had Borderline, I realised it in no time

So I spread that out and tell you that everyone hates her now

That other one, she would always scream and shout,

that's way I kept her down

Accusing me of mistreating her

and the pet,

My answer to that was a short

That dog is mine.

Abuse, one or two said, but so many women came to my aid

and agreed that that loud kind

are truly insane

Let me once again explain, I was calming her down,

not pushing her to the ground.

Oh yeah, I strangled that other one once, but she said I lied!

Actually, I just held her on a stretch

Oh well, no time to hesitate,

everyone hates her now too

and knows how jealous she is of you

Smoking a pipe goes good with gaslight

I giggled when she was running around

looking for a fire never to be found

Hide and seek with the key was also a great pleasure to me

the truth is so boring you see

When it's over there's no borders to keep

Thats the time to destroy

everything that I consider to be mine

and it makes me feel so young and alive

Another of my stories will do the rounds,

Let's start the witch hunt!

I get my mates to role their eyes

and say It's bad for the community, her "me too" lies

You see, I can turn anything around...

30/11/2019

Letzte vegane Lussekatt-Zeit bei uns

18/11/2019

This friday
Afterwork for le***ans and friends
Open pole stage and süs & salzig veganlate

25/06/2019

valentin.late

Gaslighter
His helping hands
For monkeys that would not fly
Storytelling Sanderstr. 13
www.valentinlate.blogspot.com

Vegan . Homosexual . Café . Sanderstraße 13 . Neukölln

01/05/2019

Siegessäule ‘we are q***r Berlin’ has printed a review about Café Valentin and although we usually do not comment on what is written about the Café, even when there are false facts and fabrications, we have chosen to do so this time.
Seriously, Siegessäule have you chosen to name only the male of our small team. Tirreing that only he can symbolise the Drag when everything we do is Drag. If it is a problem that Berlin has too few le***an places, why are you making one invisible, Siegessäule?

We are bored of the constant comments of Swedishness. We fear this is the nationalist romance that we have distanced ourselves from because it's... boring.

In general Siegessäule’s constant repeat of the word ‘community’, a word that has lost its history and was sold back to us by facebook, is like a hammer of fear. In Café Valentin, we know the consequences of people with zero integrity being given the power to say who is "bad for the community" to protect their own s**t.

In a former Siegessäule issue, it is written that if you are critical of Israel then you are not q***r. Eghhhh (yes and yes we are and guess what we are more...).

When a man behaves like an as***le at a club, one of your writers write that the club should review their Willkommenskultur. Eghhhhh

The magazine celebrates toxic places, which for example protect their abusive friend and it is again; boring and so done. Our Café cannot afford to pay you for advertisements as other places, such as Möbel Olfe, can. We were excited to hear your review. Yet it would appear we must tell our own story.

We are a Vegan Homosexual Café. Opened by a q***r in 2012. We stopped using plastic caps for coffee cups back when car drivers could not believe you could do such a thing! We have received a letter complaining that we were gathering too many trans* people in one place, that we should be just a Café. We serve a vegan English breakfast menu because humans not killing animals is not a radical idea. We produce Vegan Le***an Pole Nights. We are, as far as we know, Berlin’s first and only Pole-Café. We are working for a strip-culture which excludes the psycho male gaze. Welcome ladies!

Always wanted to do one of these, it's like totally part of eghhhh

/ Lo, Olli and Betty the Boss

P.S We are closed today for International Workers’ Day.

06/04/2019

One year later and the strongest woman in Berlin
https://www.instagram.com/valentin.late/
Late Vegan Cheese Board coming up. For invitation list
www.valentinlate.blogspot.com

08/03/2019

Tonight
Salon 8. März Skalitzer Str. 133 Doors 18:00 Cabaret 2000 20:00
In For The Kill

18/02/2019

Guten Morgen

23/01/2019

valentin late performs Cabaret 05/02/19 join the invitation list at www.valentinlate.blogspot.com for more infomation
and we have Semlor (v) now

10/12/2018

The Night Animals Speak 13 dez. ab 18:30 .late

20/10/2018

valentin.late

http://valentinlate.blogspot.com

26/09/2018

26/9 - 2/10 geschlossen.

12/09/2018

Kommt und probiert unseren neuen veganen Mac' Cheese während Valentin Late am 19. September ab 18:30 Uhr.

24/07/2018

Valentin Late and Café Valentin does CSD . Pizzasalad and Blueberry pie . Piano and Guests .

24/05/2018

Wir repetieren.

20/04/2018

Photos from Café Valentin's post

05/04/2018

smoked "salmon" carrot sandwhich with hummus and cucumber

15/03/2018

Ökostromvegans :)

10/03/2018

08/03/2018

Closing early today

02/03/2018

Pop-up-Teestunde im Café Valentin am 3. und 4. März

Einmalige Gelegenheit für Teeliebhaber und Süßschnäbel: Das Café Valentin verwandelt sich für ein Wochenende in eine Teestube.
Astrid Sophie Fleisch, ihres Zeichens Pâtissière und Betreiberin des Teeklubs Sophiencafé, bietet am 3. und 4. März im Café Valentin Afternoon Tea nach englischem Vorbild. Mit von der Partie sind jedenfalls Scones mit Clotted Cream, Gurkensandwiches und feinste Törtchen.

Nicht verpassen!

19/01/2018

Vegan Princess Cake

15/12/2017

Vegankatter

07/12/2017

Safransemla mit Preiselbeersahne -vegan

30/11/2017

Committed to the safran cause
couscouskuchen mit safran vegan
ps never follow suit

24/11/2017

Safran-Blaubeeren-Mandel-Snäcken und Safran-Schoko-Rosen-Kuchen, beide vegan.

09/11/2017

Homemade vegetarian parsley dog cookies
+ parsley&lemon tea.

27/09/2017

We highly recommend the Kanelbullar at Statarmuseet outside Malmö. Art @ Statarmuseet "Kan du inte tala". In Valentin now: Vegan Pancakes and Orange-Ginger Beetroot Soup.