Hard-Play Croquet

Hard-Play Croquet If you've been here and played it before, you'll join up in order to satisfy your cravings until the next event comes. Not like other types of croquet.
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SMAC'N House Beer Rules Croquet is even crazier than you imagine.

Mission: Treat mallets with respect, follow the rules, drink your beer, destroy piñatas...

09/14/2019

Ghetto battlebots

07/22/2019
07/29/2018
Mark these dates on your calendar.
07/20/2018

Mark these dates on your calendar.

09/13/2017

A lot of people are starting to ask. The dates are Friday, October 27th, and Friday, December 15th.

Friends, it's that time of the year again. Find me big cardboard boxes. The test of whether or not they'll be good for t...
09/11/2017

Friends, it's that time of the year again. Find me big cardboard boxes. The test of whether or not they'll be good for this year's Tube of Terror: can a human crawl through them. If not, they're no good.

Free fights on Fox tonight. Come on over to the house at 5:30pm or so. Let's watch and sip.
07/22/2017
UFC Fight Night

Free fights on Fox tonight. Come on over to the house at 5:30pm or so. Let's watch and sip.

Event information, results, video, and fighter information for UFC Fight Night.

07/02/2017

What is everyone doing for the 4th of July? Want to play croquet here at the house?

Christmas Trivia Night is coming. Are you?
10/31/2016

Christmas Trivia Night is coming. Are you?

Bacon, eggs and toast on Sunday morning for Chargers football? Bloody Marys? Mimosas? Kickoff is at 10:00am as the game ...
09/07/2016

Bacon, eggs and toast on Sunday morning for Chargers football? Bloody Marys? Mimosas? Kickoff is at 10:00am as the game is in KC.

Announcement for the insiders: Hard-Play Halloween is set for FRIDAY, October 28th this year. It's never too early for y...
09/03/2016

Announcement for the insiders: Hard-Play Halloween is set for FRIDAY, October 28th this year. It's never too early for you to start saving the biggest cardboard boxes you can find. If they're too small for a human to crawl through on all fours, not worth it.

Making jalapeño-infused vodka, and football season is just getting started. Coincidence? I think NOT!
09/03/2016

Making jalapeño-infused vodka, and football season is just getting started. Coincidence? I think NOT!

06/23/2016
Funny Or Die

Who in our circle of friends even thinks piñatas aren't cool? Show yourselves and be banished!

There are some things you never get too old for.

Let's get together this evening here at Hard-Play for cocktails, pool, and some eats.  You'll love this new cocktail I'm...
06/11/2016
Tree Fort | Kindred Cocktails

Let's get together this evening here at Hard-Play for cocktails, pool, and some eats. You'll love this new cocktail I'm going to make for yous.

1 oz Bourbon, Old Grand Dad 114 1⁄2oz Fernet Branca 1⁄2oz Simple syrup (vanilla infused) 1⁄2oz Lemon juice 1 ds Peychaud's Bitters 2 oz Cola, Coca Cola 1 Orange peel InstructionsBuild in a shaker excluding orange and coke. Shake quick and roll into a collins glass. Top with 2 oz coke and an orange...

04/18/2016
Steve Poltz "I Want All My Friends To Be Happy" Live at KDHX 02/16/2016

Friends, this song is for you. We lost a wonderful part of the Hard-Play gang today, and it hurts. Patrick Huber passed away this morning unexpectedly. We'll all miss his smile and the fun that he brought over to the house every time we all got together. Rest in peace, Patrick.

Steve Poltz performs "I Want All My Friends To Be Happy" live at the 88.1 KDHX Studios in St. Louis, February 16, 2016. Hosted by Christian Schaeffer for Col...

Let's grill up the rest of the fish and then play some croquet on Saturday. Who's ready to go balls out?
03/10/2016

Let's grill up the rest of the fish and then play some croquet on Saturday. Who's ready to go balls out?

Hard-Play Christmas Trivia Night is on Saturday, December 19th.
11/05/2015

Hard-Play Christmas Trivia Night is on Saturday, December 19th.

Anybody have contact information for the Lorax?
09/25/2015

Anybody have contact information for the Lorax?

09/16/2015
Alfredo Olivas Oficial

Might have to step up the animatronics game this year. But you chicks would just beat the sh*t out of it anyway.

No se que haríamos sin las mujeres (y)

Hard-Play Halloween 6:  Premiering Friday, October 30th, 2015.  Rated NC-17 for extreme laughs, drunkenness, and terror.
09/08/2015

Hard-Play Halloween 6: Premiering Friday, October 30th, 2015.

Rated NC-17 for extreme laughs, drunkenness, and terror.

Let's barbecue here at the house on Saturday afternoon, tomorrow.  Come over whenever.  Bring grillables and/or snacks. ...
08/21/2015

Let's barbecue here at the house on Saturday afternoon, tomorrow. Come over whenever. Bring grillables and/or snacks. If you're feeling extra cool, bring a bottle of Jack. It's the only thing I don't have in the bar.

Mules, dark 'n' stormies, grand autumns: the possibilities are endless. Maybe not endless, but abundant.
08/11/2015

Mules, dark 'n' stormies, grand autumns: the possibilities are endless. Maybe not endless, but abundant.

Next theme:  Back To the Future.  At least four and a half costume categories to choose from: 1985, 1955, 2015 (the futu...
08/02/2015

Next theme: Back To the Future.

At least four and a half costume categories to choose from: 1985, 1955, 2015 (the future), alternate 1985, and 1885.

Saturdays to do it: September 12th, September 19th, September 26th. Not in October because that's when it's time to get ready for Halloween.

Seats are available on this ride tomorrow.  Heading east to Descanso and beyond, just for the day.
02/28/2015

Seats are available on this ride tomorrow. Heading east to Descanso and beyond, just for the day.

Fights tonight at the house. Conor McGregor vs Dennis Siver, and then Cowboy Cerrone is fighting Ben Henderson. McGregor...
01/18/2015

Fights tonight at the house. Conor McGregor vs Dennis Siver, and then Cowboy Cerrone is fighting Ben Henderson. McGregor and Cerrone are always exciting. Come over any time after football ends.

Turkey dinner at Hard-Play Croquet. Basted to perfection.
11/28/2014

Turkey dinner at Hard-Play Croquet. Basted to perfection.

Deep fry a turkey on Thanksgiving?  The word is that even a fool can do this right.  I hope I can then.  Who is around a...
11/22/2014

Deep fry a turkey on Thanksgiving? The word is that even a fool can do this right. I hope I can then. Who is around and needs a friendmily?

Closing tiiiime.  You don't have to go home.  You CAN stay here.
10/31/2014

Closing tiiiime. You don't have to go home. You CAN stay here.

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