08/10/2026
Twenty-three-year-old Anna Hoffman had been on bed rest in Frankfurt Maternity Hospital since Monday on April 19, 1939 — and the doctor had said three days — and three days was not long — and three days in a hospital bed was longer than three days sounds — and twenty-seven-year-old Ernst had come every afternoon — and he had run out of things to say on the first day — and on the second day he had brought the newspaper — and he had begun reading it to her — and not the serious parts — he had read her the notices and the small advertisements and the unusual letters to the editor — and Anna had said: "Read me the one about the man and the goat again" — and Ernst had read it again — and Anna had laughed in the way that is not quite comfortable when your belly is large and you are in a hospital bed — and thirty-eight-year-old Nurse Hildegard Braun had come with an extra pillow — and she had stopped in the doorway — and she had seen Ernst reading — and Anna laughing — and she had looked at the scene for a moment before announcing herself — and she had thought: in twenty years of maternity nursing I have seen every configuration of waiting husband and waiting wife — some come and sit in silence — some come and fill the silence with worry — this one comes and reads about a man and a goat — and that is exactly right — and Hildegard had knocked on the open door — and she had said: "I brought an extra pillow. And I heard the man and the goat from the corridor. Would you like me to come back or —" and Anna had said: "Stay. He is going to read the one about the woman who taught her parrot to say excuse me."
Anna lives until 2001. Ernst lives until 1998. Their child born that June lives until 2019. Before Anna's death she reflected: "Ernst read me newspaper oddities for three days in a hospital bed. He did not read me the news — the news in April 1939 was not what you read to a pregnant woman on bed rest — he read me the strange small human corners of the newspaper where people wrote in about goats and parrots and unusual occurrences. He found the funny world inside the terrible one and he read it to me every afternoon. I have thought about that choice for sixty-two years. The terrible world was there. He chose the goat. He chose the parrot. He chose to find the funny corner and read it to me because I was in a hospital bed and the baby was coming and we did not need the other parts right then. We needed the goat. Sometimes you need the person beside you to choose the goat. Ernst always chose the goat. For sixty years he found the funny corner of every difficult thing and read it to me. That is who he was. That was everything."