Brandey's Olde Fashioned Lesbian Flamingo Farm

Brandey's Olde Fashioned Lesbian Flamingo Farm Brandey’s Olde Fashioned Lesbian Flamingo Farm (BOFLFF) is a private social club that houses exhibits of Inflatible animals, particularly flamingos .
Staff and Board of Directors

Board of Directors

(Voting)
Founder/President: Rev. Brandey B. Leibowitz, Lesbian Extroadinare
Founder/Executive Vice President: LaQuisha M. Johnson-Leibowitz
Chairman/Vice President of Finance: James R.V. Rhodes
Vice President of Operations: Christa I. Rhodes-Brunks
Administrative Trustee and Recording Secretary: Chelsea M. G. Hathaway
Judicial Trustee: Nicholas J. Giaquinto
Communications Trustee: Jose F. Talavera, jr.
Head Flamingo: Henrietta, jr.

(Ex-Officio/Non-Voting)
Second Head Flamingo: Eduardo Bernard
Speaker of the Flock: TBD

Staff

CENTRAL ADMINSTRATION AND OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT
BRANDEY B. LEIBOWITZ - PRESIDENT
LAQUISHA M. JOHNSON - GENERAL MANAGER
K. HALLICK – DIRECTOR OF MEDIA SERVICES AND LIASON TO JOHNNIE VEE
P.O'MALLEY- COORDIANTOR OF GOVERNMENT RELATIONS AND ASST. LIASON TO JOHNNIE VEE
J. PIZZARUSSO - ORGANIZATION ATTENDANCE COMPLIANCE ADMINISTRATIOR
A .BOLKUN AND K. BOLKUN – CO-EVENT COORDINATORS
S. WILKINSON – SERGEANT AT ARMS

BRANDEY’S AT SEA
COMMANDER OF THE FLEET - COMMODORE C . C. CRUNK
CAPTAIN OF THE SHADOW – CAPTAIN SEXY GIRLFRIEND

FLOCK SERVICES/FLAMINGO FRIDAYS
J. RHODES – DIRECTOR OF NEW ANIMAL ACQUISITIONS, FLOCK SERVICES, AND LIASON TO THE NAUTILUS
R. STOSS – ASSOC. DIRECTOR OF FLOCK SERVICES AND FLAMINGO NUTRITION
M. PASCAL – ASST. DIRECTOR FLAMINGO HEALTH AND WELLNESS
M. FERRANTE – ASSISTANT TO THE HEAD FLAMINGO

BRANDEY’S DINER INSPECTORS
C. BRUNKS - DIRECTOR OF DINER INSPECTIONS AND WINE PURITY
C. DIMAIO – DINER MARTINI AMBASSADOR
S. BONGE – CHIEF WHISKEY ANALRAPIST

BRANDEY’S NEWS NETWORK
LOVELY LUSCIOUS AND CHELSEA STOPIT – HEAD ANCHORS
J.G. RHODES- CHIEF CORRESPONDENT

BRANDEY’S WORLDWIDE TRAVELING EXHIBIT/AVIATION SERVICES/BRANDEY’S COLLEGE TOUR
J. TALAVERA – DIRECTOR OF WORLDWIDE SERVICES AND CHEIF PILOT

INTRAMURAL GAMING AND RECREATION
R. STOSS - DIRECTOR OF BOARD/CARD GAMING AND PINOCHLE ADVISOR

###Nassau/NYC Region###
C. Brunks - Regional Manager

HEADQUARTERS/CAPT. SEXY GIRLFRIEND ROOM AT THE NAUTILUS
C. BRUNKS – HQ DIRECTOR
J. RHODES - CAPT. SEXY GIRLFRIEND ROOM AT THE NAUTILUS DIRECTOR
THAT GUY - OFFICE MANAGER

N.M.H.Q.E.
J. RHODES – DIRECTOR OF NORTH MASS. H. Q. E. AND NEW CHAPTER ADVISOR
R. STOSS – OFFICE MANAGER

BRANDEY'S OFLFF NEW YORK CITY
C. BRUNKS AND N. GIAQUINTO - CO-BRANCH MANAGERS

BRANDEY'S AT THE NAUTICAL MILE
C. HATHAWAY AND C. LIVOTI - CO-BRANCH MANAGERS

###Suffolk Region###
J. Talavera - Regional Manager

BRANDEY’S ANNEX AT DEER PARK
J. TALAVERA – BRANCH MANAGER
K. WEISS – ANNEX SPECIAL SERVICES AND LIASON TO BKT

BRANDEY'S ON THE GREENE: MID SUFFOLK LODGE &
BRANDEY'S EAST END
M. PASCAL AND D. MICHEELS - CO-BRANCH MANAGERS

###Atlantic Region###
J. Rhodes - Regional Manager

BRANDEY’S CENTER FOR REGIS. AND PROCESS.
J. RHODES AND R. RHODES – CO-BRANCH MANAGERS

BRANDEY’S OFLFF SOUTHERN DISTRICT (GEORGIA/SOUTH CAROLINA/TENNESEE) - Main office: Greenville, SC
M. CARILLO AND L. POWELL – CO-DISTRICT MANAGERS


Corripe Cervisiam Brandey’s Olde Fashioned Lesbian Flamingo Farm (BOFLFF) is a private social club that houses exhibits of Inflatible animals, particularly flamingos . Our headquarters is located in the Royal Greene Pond Harbour Shores section of Massapequa, New York. With 6 chapters on Long Island and NYC, as well as additional chapters in Virginia and South Carolina, BOFLFF is the fastest growing Flamingo themed social club in the nation. We offer several different services trough our chapters including Brandey’s at Sea, Brandey’s Diner Inspectors, Brandey’s College Tour, Brandey’s News Network, and Brandey’s Traveling Exhibit which brings our exhibits worldwide. Our collection houses over 75 inflatable flamingos and animals.

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Per the Botanical Society of America:

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https://botany.org/Carnivorous_Plants/Nepenthes.php

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Address

34 Waterview Ave
Massapequa, NY
11758

LIRR to Massapequa Park or Amityville Train Station Transfer to Long Island Yellow Cab Special VIP Shuttle from Train By request and to annex by request. Annex and Processing center open by appointment only.

General information

Admission and Service price Varies , Free for members Locations Brandey's Olde Fashioned Lesbian Flamingo Farm MASSAPEQUA, NY Brandey's OFLFF North Massapequa Temp. Admin. Offices NORTH MASSAPEQUA, NY Brandey's OFLFF Annex at Deer Park DEER PARK, NY Brandey's OFLFF Center for Registration and Processing CHESTER, VA Brandey's OFLFF Atlanta MARIETTA, GA Brandey's OFLFF on the Greene: MId Suffolk Lodge HAPPAGUE, NY Brandey's OFLFF NEW YORK CITY EAST ELMHURST, QUEENS, NYC, NY Brandey's OFLFF EAST END PATCHOGUE, NY

Opening Hours

Monday 21:00 - 01:00
Tuesday 21:00 - 01:00
Wednesday 21:00 - 01:00
Thursday 21:00 - 01:00
Friday 21:00 - 03:30
Saturday 19:00 - 03:30
Sunday 21:00 - 01:00
Sunday 18:00 - 20:00

Telephone

(516) 798-2529

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