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The New Yorker
05/23/2018
The New Yorker

The New Yorker

Remembering the writer, who has died at the age of eighty-five, in our pages.

tRump impends.
04/28/2018

tRump impends.

Fiend Without a Face (1958)

READ!
03/23/2018

READ!

“Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring.”
― Vladimir Nabokov, Mary

03/19/2018

TRUMP'S LATEST TWEET

"Dropping my PANTS!!!"

Washington Post
03/07/2018
Washington Post

Washington Post

Ted Cruz suggested that his challenger, Beto O'Rourke, had adopted his nickname for political reasons. Cruz's real name is not Ted.

02/05/2018

"This memo totally vindicates me", said Satan regarding the Bible.

just purchased for Debbie.
01/26/2018

just purchased for Debbie.

11/21/2017

LLW2.

Unlike his fellow death-hate cultist leader Charles Manson, Roy Moore lives.

And still likes 'em young.

11/21/2017

LLW2.

Unlike his fellow death-hate cultist leader Charles Manson, Roy Moore lives.

And still likes 'em young.

11/02/2017

LLW2.

BREAKING!

Trump sez: "I did not have sex with that Putin!"

LLW2.TRUMP TWEETS"Hurricane in BURMA! So???  It's in the Southern Pacific - I saw the movie!  No big deal."
09/07/2017
static5.businessinsider.com

LLW2.

TRUMP TWEETS

"Hurricane in BURMA! So??? It's in the Southern Pacific - I saw the movie! No big deal."

BREAKING!!!Sources inside The White House report that Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci will soon "disappear" and be buried...
07/31/2017
www.womenofmystery.net

BREAKING!!!

Sources inside The White House report that Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci will soon "disappear" and be buried beside Jimmy Hoffa, in the end zone of Meadowlands Stadium in New Jersey.

Services remain pending.

07/09/2017

BREAKING!

TRUMP'S LATEST TWEET

"When I was finished with PUTIN, he was BLEEDING from his facelift and BUTT!"

BREAKING![From our Washington Correspondent]Congressperson-elect Karen Handel (R-GA) said last night in a press conferen...
06/21/2017
www.slate.com

BREAKING!

[From our Washington Correspondent]

Congressperson-elect Karen Handel (R-GA) said last night in a press conference:

"Being elected to our Nation's Congress is a life-long dream come true."

"My husband and I are looking forward to moving our family, servants, and serfs to beautiful Richmond, Virginia."

BREAKING!!!The Secretary of the Navy hopes that the newest addition to the U.S. Fleet will encourage Trump to deploy fur...
04/18/2017
68.media.tumblr.com

BREAKING!!!

The Secretary of the Navy hopes that the newest addition to the U.S. Fleet will encourage Trump to deploy further abroad than Mar-a-Lago.

02/25/2017

LLW2.

Das Trump ANNOUNCES...

"I will be the first sitting-president to write, produce, direct, and star in a major motion picture."

"It's called ... ... ... Gonad the Barbarian."

01/11/2017

BREAKING!!!

At this morning's press conference, Trump aides will distribute Trump University umbrellas to the press, in case Das Trump "goes golden" on them.

01/01/2017

TRUMP'S LATEST TWEET

Putin sez: Mariah Carey's sound system hacked by Pussy Riot bitches. Grope 'em! '17 Love!

01/01/2017

LATEST TRUMP TWEET

2016 was a HUGELY great year! Thanks to Vladimir for showing me the joys of being a bottom! Take THAT, enemies! Love!

12/09/2016

LLW2.

BREAKING!

Groper-in-Chief Das Trump announces that he will be executive producer of "The Predator's Apprentice".

11/09/2016

LLW2.

SOON!

LLW2 announces Trump Impeachment gig.

10/19/2016

BREAKING!

On today's "The 700 Club", Pat Robertson announced his Presidential choice: "The fate of the world hangs in the balance, so you MUST vote for my old friend, a loyal American and a great white Christian, George Wallace".

The Trump campaign has yet to comment.

10/18/2016

BREAKING!

The Trump campaign has yet to comment on a remark that he made earlier today.

"Hillary is the prancing primped-up poodle. I'm the mongrel who will tear out your throat and drink your blood for breakfast."

JUST IN!Sen. John McCain (Rep./Adulterer - AZ) said today that President Barack Obama is "directly responsible" for the ...
06/16/2016
mps110.files.wordpress.com

JUST IN!

Sen. John McCain (Rep./Adulterer - AZ) said today that President Barack Obama is "directly responsible" for the Orlando Massacre.

McCain later tweeted a "clarification": President Obama's national security decisions, not President Obama personally, are responsible for the Orlando Massacre, Pearl Harbor, the sinking of the "Titanic", and the crucifixion of Christ.

McCain regrets the confusion, and wants your phone number.

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BREAKINGRumoured brain-surgeon Dr. Ben Carson believes that President Andrew Jackson, guilty of slavery and genocide, sh...
04/21/2016
www.redstate.com

BREAKING

Rumoured brain-surgeon Dr. Ben Carson believes that President Andrew Jackson, guilty of slavery and genocide, should remain on the $20 bill, and that Harriet Tubman, fighter for freedom and human rights, should be relegated to the $2 bill.

"If the back of the bus was good enough for Rosa Parks, it's good enough for Tubby," said Carson.

http://www.redstate.com/uploads/2016/02/carson.jpg

04/10/2016

TRUMP ON TRUTH

On 10 March 2016, interviewed on CNN by Anderson Cooper, Das Trump said, "I see the Constitution as set in stone."

Das Trump continued, "It was given to the Founding Fathers and Moses on Mt. Hospital Sinai in Queens. It's in the Bible. Three Queens 6:14-1946. As Shoeless Abner Doubleday said, "You could look it up".

03/30/2016

BREAKING ... ...

Das Donald's former wife, Ivana Trump Zelníčkov, has started a FunderUp account: "Make Little Donald Big".

Proceeds will pay to have Das Donald's fingers and male appendage surgically extended to normal length.

Over 134,568 persons have thus far contributed the maximum of $10,000. In return, each will receive a complimentary photograph of Das Donald's "malehood" in its original size.

The account has been open 57 minutes.

OPEN CARRY of loaded assault rifles on the floor of the Republican National Covention?What might go wrong?http://www.cle...
03/25/2016
3,000 People Have Signed a Petition Demanding Open Carry Inside Quicken Loans Arena During the RNC

OPEN CARRY of loaded assault rifles on the floor of the Republican National Covention?

What might go wrong?

http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2016/03/24/3000-people-have-signed-a-petition-demanding-open-carry-inside-quicken-loans-arena-during-the-rnc

For all the ink spilled on the upcoming GOP visit to Cleveland and the attendant worries about Cleveland's ability to deal with protestors in general...

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