Cal the Stoner

11/03/2026

Roughly, how The Andamooka Tiger will be viewed when he's set up and a close portrayal of the smarmy poonce, Damian Triffitt, of Unity Consulting Group who confidently took on raising the capital for it. Near on 3 years of my time wasted by a professional of sidestepping, unaccountability and misinformation*, and when pressed on the matter acts offended and attempts to play the victim. Seems he took the wrong career path, he mirrors a percentage of politicians. The only company he told of approaching was one of the four major banks, and why he approached such a conservative entity to back Cal the Stoner is beyond my comprehension, more with-it and adventurous companies would have been my thought. Maybe one day someone will be about to sign a deal and go "hey, hang on, that's that smarmy poonce, no way!' effecting another victory for good over evil and the world would only be a better place for it
*Formally known as a premeditated lie

06/03/2026

Ahh, the power of The Goddess! From just one kiss. There I was, minding my own business, studiously working on her mouth, getting the teeth, tongue and lips to sync at the right angles and put them in for the 7th and final time. Then standing back and regarding her fully she cast her spell, drawing me to her sensual kissable lips and there was nothing for it but I just had to kiss them.
And that was I don't know how many hours ago. I got hurricaned. People talk about cloud nine, well hell, I tell ya, that kiss sent me hurtling straight past that baby and I'm way way out there, now I'm shimmering along some starlit distant astral plane. I may never come down

04/03/2026

14/02/2026

The Goddess update, got hold of a couple of local rocks for the whites of her eyes and now she's finally ready for Peter Taubers to make and fit her opal irises, pupils and crystal clear quartz retinas. Yee haa, once Ive got the eyes set in right I can really get cracking.

04/02/2026

24/01/2026

The only thing I can read from that is if I'm going out on Saturday I better take a jacket. Hell, I don't want to catch a cold

08/01/2026

The Goddess face update. 41 separate rock segments. Ready for her opal eyes, but the expertise for that is not my bag, Peter Taubers is taking that one on, and in a month or so I'll have her back flashing brilliantly, then a final shaping before a complex fitting into place.

19/12/2025

The Goddess update. 41 seperate parts in her head. Fifth time I've fitted her mouth, third top lip, second lower lip, third tongue but all first time teeth. Bit more work on her facial features then she gets her opal eyes fitted, and what colour? the enchanting colour of course.

12/10/2025

16/09/2025

Since her groundbreaking heart animation The Goddess and I have only communicated telepathically, untill.... when I pressed her top and lower lips together - they vibrated in my hand
"Hey, thanks for the sensual, kissable lips
I reeled
"Just turns me on to wanting to reveal more!"
Astounded, I confusedly stood before her "More? Hell! What more can you reveal?"
"I want to flash a bit of my..... teeth, and a suggestive tip of my tongue"
Ahh, The Goddess, always in a playful adventurous mood, bless her
Well, what could I say? "Your wish is my command. I'm onto it!"